Here is a list of Viggo's films, together with links to the IMDb movie database.
The list is in alphabetical order, but if you'd rather see in it chronologocal order, then click here.First of all, can I say that if you're at all concerned about spoilers, then don't read these reviews. I tell you when he dies, I often tell you how he dies. I tell you what colour his underwear is if I can see it! I have had complaints about spoiling the films for people. Now you've been warned. For films that I have seen, I've added a "heart" rating (from 1-5). This isn't a reflection of the quality of the film (I'll leave that for you to decide), but more an indication of how much Viggo actually appears in it. I've also added my own (very) mini reviews. My opinions are my own, and are not in any way those of anyone not totally besotted with Viggo! :) If you would like to buy any of these films, then go to the Buy! page 28 Days (2000) - Eddie Boone - IMDb ![]() Viggo the sex addict, with chest flashing. And sweat. How exactly do you get to be a sex-addiction therapist?? Alatriste (2006) - Diego Alatriste - IMDb ![]() Viggo the ex-soldier and sometime mercenary, but all-round good guy. He looks just enough like Aragorn to satisfy the Leather-and-Dirt brigade. Amongst whom I count myself, natch! ;) The film is sad and dark and violent, but Viggo is in in loads and flashes his chest (sorry - I stopped watching when I got to that part, so I have no idea what happens afterwards!) I expect he dies though. Albino Alligator (1996) - Guy Foucard -IMDb ![]() Viggo with a bad French accent (I've since been informed that it is a Quebecois accent, and spot on). No flashing whatsoever (sniffle) and he dies. Oops! Should I have said "spoiler alert"? American Yakuza (1994) - Nick Davis/David Brandt - IMDb ![]() Viggo the FBI undercover agent. No flashing (shouldn't it be part of his contract?), but if anyone looks better in a suit with white shirt & tie, then I'm a carrot! Black Velvet Pantsuit (1995) - IMDb Boiling Point (1993) - Ronnie - IMDb ![]() Viggo the rather-easily-deceived ex-con. No flashing at all (why do I WATCH these films?) and yet another gory death. Carlito's Way (1993) - Lalin - IMDb ![]() Viggo as sleazeball. No flashing. No comment. The Crew (1994) - Phillip - IMDb ![]() Viggo as boat-owning idiot and ultimately, murderer. Shows his lovely leggies all the way through, in shorts. And a lot of nekkid chest. Crimson Tide (1995) - Peter "Weps" Ince - IMDb ![]() Viggo the submarine weapons officer. Not even a hint of flashing. Nice crew-cut though! Daylight (1996) - Roy Nord - IMDb ![]() Viggo the sportswear salesman. Again, no flashing (his career is REALLY going downhill!) but he does get squished to death. Deception (alternative name for Ruby Cairo - see below)(1993) Desert Lunch (alternative name for Ewangelia wedlug Harry'ego - see below)(1993) Eastern Promises (2007) - Nikolai Luzhin - IMDb ![]() Naked fighting! NAKED fighting!! NAKED FIGHTING!!! And some other stuff. (He's Russian, he's mean, he's tattooed, he's nekkid. What else do you need to know?) Ewangelia wedlug Harry'ego (1993) - Wes - IMDb ![]() Weird, but very beautiful film. Filmed entirely in the desert. Don't ask me why! Viggo is gorgeous. There's chest flashing. And sex. Who cares what the rest of the film is like! Floundering (1994) - Homeless Man - IMDb ![]() Damn! I blinked and missed him. The film was interesting in a weird way, but Viggo gets about 1 minute of screen time, mostly from the back. There's a face-on appearance during the closing credits though. Not worth the money for Viggo fans. Fresh Horses (1988) - Green - IMDb ![]() I haven't watched all of this, so I may be making it up. Viggo is the husband/boyfriend of wrong-side-of-the-tracks girl Molly Ringwald. He looks beautiful in his 5 minutes, but wears at least three layers of clothing. Rats! George Washington - made for TV (1984) - Lieutenant LeBoeuf -IMDb GI Jane (1997) - John James "Jack" Urgayle - IMDb ![]() Viggo the Master Chief, with lovely leg flashing. The only man who can turn a bloody nose into sex appeal. Gimlet (1995) - Hombre - IMDb ![]() Viggo the obsessive, murderous stalker. Quick glimpses of naked botty and chest. Disturbingly attractive for a sadistic killer. The Gospel According To Harry (alternative name for Ewangelia wedlug Harry'ego - see above)(1993) Hidalgo (2004) - Frank T Hopkins - IMDb ![]() He gets dirty. He gets tied up. He wears an open-necked vest. Nuff said! A History of Violence (2005) - Tom Stall / Joey Cusack - IMDb ![]() Viggo with a "am I nice guy, or am I a vicious thug" dilemma. Bare buttocks. Need I say more? Yes?? OK... bare chest. And a face that gets more beautiful with each passing year. Oh..and the buttocks are thrusting, if that helps! The Indian Runner (1991) - Frank Roberts - IMDb ![]() Viggo the black sheep, with impressive tattoos and EVERYTHING flashing! Breathe, girl, breathe! La Pistola de mi Hermano (1997) - Juanito - IMDb ![]() I only have this film in German, so I really have no idea what's going on! As far as I can tell, two teenagers go on the run after shooting someone. They bump into Viggo, who invites them home and cooks steak. And wears a dreadful hat and a garish shirt! Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III (1990) - Tex - IMDb ![]() Viggo the frilly-apron wearing crazed cannibal. No flashing, but nice maniacal laughter. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) - Aragorn - IMDb ![]() Viggo the charismatic King-in-Exile. No flashing, but you do see his big weapon several times. :) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) - Aragorn - IMDb ![]() Oh. My. God. He may not flash anything, but I want his babies! I want to be Brego and nuzzle his face! I want *********censored*********! Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) - Aragorn - IMDb ![]() I'm sure I read in the ROTK book that Aragorn battles on the Pelennor fields naked. No? It was a dream, then. Rats! Once in a Blue Moon (1990) - Delroy - IMDb ![]() Well, Viggo is dead at the start of this film, which makes a change I guess! He plays dead rock star Delroy in the strange, short (30 mins-ish) film about a pregnant angel who falls to earth. He doesn't flash anything, and wears a tiger print suit. Do they allow that in heaven? I've invented a new half-heart rating for this one - it's not bad enough for a zero rating, and it does only cost a fiver! The Passion of Darkly Noon (1995) - Clay - IMDb ![]() Viggo the mute. Flashes his chest. Also manages to convey "I'm a total stud and I want you now" with a whistle and an upward glance! A Perfect Murder (1998) - David Shaw/Winston LeGrange - IMDb ![]() Viggo the artist, with painting flashing. And sex. Hand me the Gwynnie voodoo doll. The Portrait of a Lady (1996) - Caspar Goodwood - IMDb ![]() Viggo as jilted lover. Stupid Nicole Kidman. No flashing. Stupid filmmaker. Prison (1988) - Burke - IMDb ![]() Viggo as the quiet-but-strong convict. Lots of lovely body flashing in his undies. Can't think of anyone who looks sexier with a head wound! The Prophecy (1995) - Lucifer - IMDb ![]() Viggo the Devil, with no flashing, but interesting heart-eating. Psycho (1998) - Sam Loomis - IMDb ![]() Viggo the boyfriend of the shower victim. A wee bit of chest flashing. Oh, and bare botty! How could I forget THAT! Psycho Path (1999) - IMDb ![]() A "making of" film to be found on the Psycho DVD. Not enough Viggo. Specially not enough of his bum! The Reflecting Skin (1990) - Cameron Dove - IMDb ![]() Viggo as big brother, with radiation sickness. Nice chest & bottom flashing, but very, very weird film! Ruby Cairo (Alternative name "Deception")(1993) - Johnny Faro - IMDb ![]() Viggo the faked-his-own-death thief in hiding. Lovely hairy chest flashing and yet another death scene. All I could think while he lay dying was "wow..he has nice armpits!" Salvation (1987) - Jerome Stample - IMDb ![]() Viggo the husband of a religious nutter (played by real-life ex-wife Exene Cervenka). Strange, strange film, but at least he doesn't die! Oh.. no flashing, though. Tripwire (1990) - Hans - IMDb ![]() Another one of the seedy characters that Viggo seemed to specialise in early in his career! He plays Hans, the germanic sidekick of a baddie who kidnaps...oh you don't need to know all that! He doesn't flash anything - can the film really be worth seeing?? ;) Vanishing Point (1997) - Jimmy Kowalski - IMDb ![]() Viggo the devoted husband being chased by the police. A minor underwear scene, but otherwise disappointingly lacking in Viggo skin! And a fiery death. But he's in the film all the way through and looks beautiful. What more do you need? A Walk on the Moon (1999) - Walker Jerome - IMDb ![]() Viggo the blouse salesman, with bottom flashing! "Do you want me to stop, Pearl?" Look away now, or you'll see a grown woman dribble! Witness (1985) - Moses Hochleitner - IMDb ![]() Viggo the young, fresh-faced sweetie. No flashing, we're Amish! The Young Americans (1993) - Carl Frazer - IMDb ![]() Viggo "Mr Big". Yet again no flashing. A maniacal laugh and a quick death are the only good points! :) Young Guns II (1990) - John W Poe - IMDb ![]() Viggo the posse member, chasing Billy the Kid et al. Doesn't even take his hat off! Why were there no naked posses?? |