downloads - 28 days
This one is a double-entendrists goldmine with all the talk about balls! Yes..I have a dirty mind...so sue me! ;)

To download the files, right-click on the link and select "Save Target As" (IE) or "Save Link As" (Netscape <spit>). And enjoy!
Come onnnn
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D'you want them?
Do you even have to ask??
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...no more ending up naked...
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
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I got a little drunk on the airplane.
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Just hold it...don't grab it....
Teeheeheeheeheehee *cough*
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Drugs, women, I mean, you just leap before you think.
Just leap THIS way!
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You're thinking "Damn! I gotta get that little ball in there?"
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...You gotta quit sometime...
  I bet you can't sit still and be quiet...
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Next thing you know, it's looking about the size of a peanut.
Oh..I hope NOT!
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That was better...
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The mattress. You're thinking about hitting the mattress.
Oooh..the thought never crossed my mind. Honest!
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...you've got to think about the little things...
I'd rather think about...oh never mind!
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...this time shut your eyes.
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What's the matter? You too good for me?
I'm hoping I'm bad enough for you!
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Who are you talking to?
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